My trick to getting out of debt? Quit your day job, act full time, work your butt off, save, and then have your parked car get hit by a drunk driver and use the check for your totaled car to pay off your credit card. #financewizard

Mondays! Mondays! Mondays! *airhorn noise three times* Need a little #superherorpg action in your life? Well tune in at 6pm Pacific on Mondays to check out our brand new show, "The Reliables." Cast socials Bryce Bebop Princess Hedgehog (They/Them) Christian Doyle Eleise Moore Matrix

Watched Flora and Ulysses last night because Ben Schwartz with single dad energy > The Duke of Hastings on SNL.

Join us for "The Reliables" at 6pm Pacific on our Twitch channel! Come hang out in chat & even help influence the story through contributions! Cast members/Players: Bryce Bebop Princess Hedgehog (They/Them) Christian Doyle Eleise Moore, Shawn Franklin & Xander Layden GM: Matrix

Meet Ranger Rhonda Riddenhauer, cheerful backbone of Zombie Orpheus Entertainment's The Reliables and winner of the Best Human Shield! Portrayed by Eleise Moore

Do you want to be more involved in our show? Here’s your chance! We want to know what YOU want to see this upcoming season on The Reliables! What Savage Worlds setting would you like to see next season on The Reliables? Vote now and find out what’s next during the season finale!

I have been tired and sticky in better ways than this before.

My water turned off midway thru the day, and the outlet for the main lights exploded sparks. I think my apartment is trying to kick me out.

'Spicy Tofu Hotpot to go' and 'Thank you.' These are the only words I've uttered to another human being today. Unemployment is strange.

I dream of a world where the truth is what shapes people's politics, rather than politics shaping what people think is true.

"If you want to make a human being into a monster, deny them, at the cultural level, any reflection of themselves"-Junot Diaz 👏Joss Whedon

"I think it's over. Are there gay bars in Phoenix?"- one of the dancing sharks

Courageous Man Overcomes Woman’s Body Language To Continue Hitting On Her onion.com/1ERygCS

Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster.

Me: I have no feelings Wine: Wrong

Trying to pay off my debt so I bought a lottery ticket. That's how this works right?

*rapid fire questions* What upsets you the most? Me: The patriarchy What actually upsets you the most? Me: Towels that don't absorb *DING*

How did you hurt your knee? I was sitting at a desk. And then it hurt.

I've started to call women who sell out other women Commander's Wives. Donna Karen, Lindsey Lohan, Miramax Board members. Commander's Wives.

Tonight we open Baskerville! My track plays 14 different characters… instagram.com/p/BeGcx3wn_8-M…