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Coley

@elegant_elz

little bit of a liability with the mouth of a sailor, small business owner & law student, MotoGP junkie, Quins mad and beginner AFL fan.

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calendar_today02-12-2013 21:10:12

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Had a headache since yesterday morning and nothing touched it…

Gave in and put my glasses on and it’s gone πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

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When was the last time you saw an article about how handsome a male player was and their perfect body complete with speedo photo?!?

This shit really grinds my gears

When was the last time you saw an article about how handsome a male player was and their perfect body complete with speedo photo?!? This shit really grinds my gears
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S has just pointed out a brilliant bruise across my thigh

Messaged the rugby bestie if I stacked it Saturday night, oh yes I did while playing crazy golf and to top it off there’s photographic evidence πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚

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Guess what idiot forgot to buy their post labels last night before royal fail upped their price by 30% 😭

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Watching the lottery advert where he keeps losing his ticket

DQ: β€˜that’s not how it works though he won’t have the same ticket for that long’
Me: β€˜no it’s a different tickets he just keeps losing it, think me and my bank card’

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The DQ is currently filing me in on what I did when I got home.

She’s currently wetting herself because I was shouting at the tv like it was an Alexa πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Refereeing u14s tomorrow and currently panicking that I don’t know anything πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

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