It's Masters Weekend, and thoughts turn to harm of others and of self. Sympathy to those poor souls for whom the event is something to be watched with relish, unawares of their tenuous grasp on both sanity and life. #Masters2024

A gentle reminder that players at The All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club are required to wear white because it made it easy to spot and shun women in estrus. Woe betide the carefree dame who put her recreation before decorum. #tennis #estrus

Trading competition! Win cash, get a trading job! I have known these guys for almost twenty years and thus I am happy to promote their discretionary futures and FX trading competition. Looks like fun and you can win $35,000 in prizes and maybe even a trading job at Gelber.

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What becomes of the brokenhearted? All's I know is that Brenda farted. #brendafarted

Happy #GarbageDayEve to those celebrating tonight.

I will be the judge of sous vide duck confit! #confit

#gabagool

The "Dutch Handshake"

Gelber Group, LLC is excited to announce the return of theBreakout – a fully remote, simulated, discretionary trading competition in the futures and FX markets. Last year’s competition awarded prize money to 3 of 30 entrants. Also, two entrants became full-time traders at Gelber.

Apply here: grnh.se/5dxktbpu6us For official rules and complete details, see gelbergroup.com/official-rules/

Come join Gelber's very own Thomas Pelletier and Dave Taylor on Wednesday, August 13th at 9am ET with Blake Morrow on the Forex Analytix FACE show to discuss theBREAKOUT competition. If you think you are an elite trader, come learn how you can compete to win $25,000 and

One of my favorites from McSweeney's

I've been described by friend and foe alike as a "self-licking ice cream cone".