James R Whitson (@elector) 's Twitter Profile
James R Whitson

@elector

Blogger. Former musician. Current dad.

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linkhttp://presidentelect.us calendar_today15-03-2008 06:37:55

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Daniel (@growing_daniel) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Can't believe it's been 2,026 years since the Common Era began. Oh right, the Common Era. The Era known for being Common. The Era that is Common because of a Common historical event. The Common Era.

nugget chef (@jayhaykid) 's Twitter Profile Photo

College football is just the process of saying every team is a fraud when they lose, until you get to the champion, who is inevitably also a fraud because every other team has already been exposed as a fraud so who did they really beat

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If after watching unranked Illinois State rumble through the FCS tournament and come within a single point of winning the national championship in overtime, and you still want to keep teams like JMU and Tulane out of the CFP, you really don't like college football!

Greg Price (@greg_price11) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I'm no historian but I don't think there's ever been a situation in the last 100 years where the people storming the churches were the good guys.

Walter Kirn (@walterkirn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Reading the memoirs of US Grant after shamefully neglecting to read them, possibly because literary types didn't push them on me early in life. 1st impression: No one ever told me he was funny. Some of the driest wit I've encountered in all American prose. The book is grand.

Sandy Petersen 🪔 (@sandyofcthulhu) 's Twitter Profile Photo

U. S. Grant's memoirs are the best military memoirs since Julius Caesar. Most military memoirs are designed to defend the actions of the writer, while disparaging their enemies (not their opponents ... rivals who were on the same side). Grant's, uniquely, actually talk about what

Nate Silver (@natesilver538) 's Twitter Profile Photo

One thing the normies are right about is that there's such a thing as "politicizing everything" and the people who do it are super annoying.

Skipjacks (@skipjacks_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁
Logocentrista Ontoterrorista (@epistwatchtower) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Entran 3 lógicos a un bar. El bartender pregunta: ¿Quieren todos una cerveza? Lógico 1: No sé Lógico 2: No sé Lógico 3: Sí, por favor

Andy Ryan (@itsandyryan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Publisher: So you've given us a book about a big friendly giant, one about an enormous crocodile, and another where a granny grows as big as a house. What's new? Roald Dahl: There's this peach... Publisher: Is it - Roald Dahl: It's fucking huge