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Alias Pending

@electionpills

sitting under The Learning Tree. Pedantry Isn't Wit, & Contrarianism Isn't Wisdom

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calendar_today03-07-2017 23:28:07

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Tom Sydney Kerckhove (@kerckhove_ts) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The rules are arbitrary AND never explained to you AND you're punished for trying to find out AND punished for trying to discuss them or expressing frustration about this whole nightmare.

AT (@primediscussion) 's Twitter Profile Photo

These charts always look like this and itโ€™s apparently impolite and out of bounds to call it what it clearly fucking is lol

SK Media (@spaghettikozak) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Generally morons don't understand the concept of soft power or deterrence. They see only big price tags, don't know what percentage they are in the budget, and they cry about giving $$$ to foreign countries or military contractors. 1/2

bender871 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ (@empiricist871) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It's funny, but it also illustrates how ridiculously bloated modern software has become. Windows 11 is about 150 times larger than the first floppy disk based edition of Windows 95 while fundamentally offering the same functionality and being subjectively just as slow, if not

Janel Comeau ๐Ÿ (@verybadllama) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We're at a point where there are no cheap options to retreat to and no price points that guarantee quality. Every run-down studio is $1400, every fast food meal is $17, every luxury condo has peel-n-stick tiles, every $300 pair of boots falls apart. Endless expensive mediocrity.

Janel Comeau ๐Ÿ (@verybadllama) 's Twitter Profile Photo

if you're rooting for the end of civilization because you think it'll involve more "running around in artfully ripped clothes with a nail bat" than "spending large parts of your life thinking about soil quality" you are in for an incredibly disappointing surprise

Not a Good Jewish Girl ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑโœก๏ธ (@estherzelda0514) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Because they'd have to admit Reagan was a moron for reversing all the progress put into renewable energy and they're incapable of doing so, as Reagan is their Jesus despite being an increasingly decrepit dipshit that had no idea what incredible foolishness anyone in his

Janel Comeau ๐Ÿ (@verybadllama) 's Twitter Profile Photo

seeing a lot of "higher gas prices won't affect me because I don't drive very much" and unfortunately it is my sad duty to inform you that your food does not teleport to the grocery store

tanya (@tanya_sabrinaaa) 's Twitter Profile Photo

actually the plan is to drive you into poverty, criminalize poverty, then put you into prison labor camps. the 13th abolishes slavery *except as a punishment for a crime*

Upstate Federalist (@upstatefederlst) 's Twitter Profile Photo

No, it's because there every waking moment has been on camera for their entire lives so they have cultivated the ability to react to nothing lest they get "clipped" and uploaded to every website in the entire world.

Alias Pending (@electionpills) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It is with a heavy heart that I announce I actually did see someone riding in the passenger seat of a cybertruck earlier today. RIP to the premise of one of the funniest tweets I've ever read. We ask for your privacy at this difficult time.

Rushi (@rushi_crypto) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If capitalism truly rewarded skill or intelligence, the richest people would be neurosurgeons, engineers, and scientists. If it rewarded talent, it would be artists, writers, and creators. If it rewarded hard work, it would be cleaners, laborers, and service workers. But itโ€™s