Is there a non creepy way to tell your surgeon you're 100% okay with it if they wanted to film your surgery.

Rejecting all responsibilities and calling it a self care day is becoming the norm and I need to fix it asap

Yeah workouts are good for getting your heart rate up but have you ever had a man approach you when walking alone and block your path?

I think the highlight of my surgery is my anaesthetist and OR staff telling me they've just been watching my tiktoks before they put me under.

Well my operation has meant I have uvula necrosis... Now I just have to wait for it to "fall off". 🤢

I swallowed my dead uvula in my sleep and now I feel physically ill.

I just ate half a yoghurt and nearly threw up because I was so full. Gastric sleeves are sorcery.

One of the surgeons from 1000lb sisters started following my wls account on insta. Idk if that means I've made it or I just look like I'm going to need a TLC style intervention

Can you gain weight from just thinking about food? Because low key I swear this is what is happening.

Made the mistake of reading the comments on my more viral Tiktok... The same people saying I'm "not that big" and "didn't need surgical intervention" would be the same people making fun of me in the gym or judging my failed weight loss. You cannot win as a bariatric patient.

When did Coffee become a personality trait for people? 🤮

Give a man a fish, he'll hold it up and post the photo on a dating site. Teach a man to fish, he'll post multiple photos holding different fish.

#NewProfilePic

You know you're hormonal when you've spent the last 5 minutes crying over a cat on Tiktok born with no bum hole. #nothingtoulousecat

New face who this?

TikTok down: app suffers major glitch in UK which resets follower and video view counts independent.co.uk/life-style/gad…

"Go back to lateral flow testing, it's been months you'll be fine". PCRs negative again. What is going on in my body?! #COVID19

#NewProfilePic

Has a printer ever worked?

Just to be clear. Regardless of gender nobody should be a billionaire. However much I want women to have enough money to protect themselves in an emergency and not have to tolerate male violence/oppression for a roof over their head. Nobody should have a billion of anything.