“I’ll admit mistakes were made” Translation: Total cock up from start to finish.

At what point do we have to start having a serious conversation about Joe Root's double to triple hundred conversation rate? Six career double centuries & not a single triple. Poor.

i just got this resume from a new applicant

amazing

Busy, cold night at Stonehenge as we move the stones backwards an hour...

This Nike post-marathon ad is incredible.

UK exit polls: bing bong, here’s the prime minister US exit polls: is it better to be loved or feared? Give your answer to the nearest cubit

the most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower

This is the best ChatGPT jailbreak of all time 😂 It's more hilarious because ChatGPT even updated its memory.

experts are always saying this. don’t egg raw eggs. pretty simple

*saves file on computer* OneDrive: got it me: where? OneDrive: what

for the past month i’ve been desensitizing myself to notifications by having my phone send me random pushes it hasn’t worked at all, but I do check my phone more and feel insane all the time

2025 resolutions

some of you need this mfer in ur life

In this article, I make a series of grand claims in the introduction before desperately pivoting to potential areas for further study in the conclusion

If you describe something as 'like marmite' you then don't have to follow that up with "You either love it or hate it"

I guess that’s technically true.

hell yeah