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“They’ll never know what it should look like, they’ll only know what it does look like” - Fern, Junior Bake Off, 2021

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calendar_today21-10-2011 07:01:09

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Chap in front of me has been trying to pay £4500 into somebody else’s account for 10 minutes, armed only with a scrap of paper with the guys name on it. No ID, no bank cards, no appreciation of how busy and important I am #BanksOfInstagram

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Right, so yes on one hand I might have just opinionated on somebody else’s child’s outfit outside the fitting rooms but on the other hand I have been standing here since about Monday and I can’t actually remember what mine look like.

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People that leave tea bags in without warning you are up there with companies that use Evri for deliveries you actual need on my kill list.

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Restauranting Tips #178: Always have a suitably jolly story as back up for if nextdoor pop in to see what you were shouting “Oooooooooo nice!” about. In completely unrelated news, turns out normal people aren’t arsed about your new bin bags.

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Remembering Robin Williams on what would have been his 74th birthday. 🖤 A man whom we all know for his silliness, comedy and the joy he bought to our lives on screen. Be kind. Always. #RobinWilliams #sparkaconversation #bekind #mentalhealthawareness

Remembering Robin Williams on what would have been his 74th birthday. 🖤

A man whom we all know for his silliness, comedy and the joy he bought to our lives on screen.

Be kind. Always.

#RobinWilliams #sparkaconversation #bekind #mentalhealthawareness
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The very existence of pubs, bars, hotels and restaurants across Wales could be threatened without further business rates support for the sector, a trade body has warned restaurantonline.co.uk/Article/2025/0…