If movies have taught us anything at all, it is this.

The montages are gonna end me tonight. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #PaintYourWagon

Howard the Duck lead to some very confusing feelings for a generation of movie loving children. Myself included. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Balancing the cynicism and being genuinely grateful for all the great years of #TheLastDriveIn isn’t easy, but as I imagine the rest of the #MutantFam is, I’m doing my best. That said, props to everyone replying “fuck you” to each Shudder tweet.

“Be prepared to fall on your face…” is key. An eon ago I put all I had to make a feature. & I did. & it lives on a VHS tape in a closet seen by nearly no one. It took me far too long to learn to swallow my pride and get back at it. The result? A little movie called “Avatar”.

Wait. There’s a Maniac 2!?!?! Didn’t the maniac die at the end of the first one? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌

Fuckin’ Bret and his nonsense. Sick of it! #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

I’d call this cloying if I wasn’t feeling all the things. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam Joe Bob Briggs Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌

While we’re getting all nostalgic and junk - one of my favorite dumb things I made during the Mutilator / Possession #TheLastDriveln double features a few years back…

Legitimately kills me we never got to see Joe Spinell appear in a SAFDIE feature. #TheLastDriveIn

This may be the end of the series but not the end of the #MutantFam a place we all belong. Thank you Joe Bob Briggs Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 Austin Jennings for what you created. #TheLastDriveIn The Mutant Fam We're going wherever you go 🧡

I know this isn’t the end, but it feels like end of something. At least for now. I thank the show for getting me through death of my dad, the wackiness of Covid, & life thereafter. Thank you Joe Bob Briggs Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 & everyone associated with the show-the drive-in never dies

It’s been a hell of a run. Thanks for the memories, mammaries, & monsters. Sincerely, these years would have sucked without your work Joe Bob Briggs Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 Austin Jennings & team and the #MutantFam See you where you land next! The Drive-In Will Never Die!!! #TheLastDriveIn

…sometimes, the bull wins. #TheLastDriveIn

So grateful that I got to spend seven years with you guys! #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn I will miss our Friday nights!

All I can really say right now is thank you. 🖤

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