This is an actual picture of Tiger Woods and it looks like he’s either Mary of Nazareth, Mother Theresa, or he’s exiting the birth canal.

Good morning, world! 🌎 We have spectacular new high-resolution images of our home planet, all of us looking back through the Orion capsule window at our Artemis II astronauts as they continue their journey to the Moon.

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.

A new blue marble for a new lunar generation.

Suzi

Pleased to share my favorite high-resolution capture of the Artemis II launch- the moment the SLS is clearing the tower, captured by a sound-triggered camera placed near the pad. I'll have prints linked in my bio for this one, and here's a short thread about how it was captured

Tampa Bay and the Skyway bridge last night of the thunder storms rolling in

During World War II, soldiers often placed photos of their loved ones under the clear grips of their weapons. A practice that became known as “sweetheart grips.”

🚨HISTORY MADE: Astronaut Christina Koch, aboard Artemis II, officially becomes the farthest any woman has ever traveled from Earth.

“Give your chick the hornies.” (‘72)

Juliette Lewis spotted singing on the streets of NYC recently! Have You Ever Seen the Rain!

pussy (coward) and pussy (sex organ) are etymologically unrelated. the sex organ comes from norse word for "pocket", while the other is from the latin "pussilanimous", meaning "of small spirit"

The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD 😂

Her dad made her film the dealership promo and she delivered the most honest sales pitch in history: “This is one of the cars we have. It’s nice… I guess.” “This is Carl’s desk. He’ll help you buy a car. I guess.” “I guess you can come buy a car from us if you want.” Maria

This, 8 beers, Marlboro reds, old country songs, and asking if I’m stripes or solids before every shot.

IF DONALD IS AT WALTER REED, IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE DOING AN MRI ON HIS HEAD OR BUTT, HE CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE AND NEITHER CAN THE DOCTORS. LUCKILY, THEY FIGURED OUT WHICH END IS WHICH WHEN THEY SPOTTED LINDSEY GRAHAM LIVING IN ONE OF THEM.