There will never be better time to cancel the TV Licence direct debit.

Will Sean Dyche ever reveal exactly what Nathan Patterson did to him, to justify Ben Godfrey continually being favoured at right back?

Charles in Jabba’s palace, holding his thermal detonator

Boris Johnson has resigned as an MP after the Privileges committee found him to have misled parliament. The law is finally catching up with the wise guys of the Tory party.

This YouTube boxing shite has to stop. Utter nonsense.

Starmer - I’m going to finish off that Naan. Daily Mail - 13 pages. Johnson - I’m going to finish off your Nan. Daily Mail today - 0 pages.

Plan to break apart football - small fine 115 charges of FFP irregularities - kick it into the long grass Administration - 9 points Fractional Overspend - 10 points

I’m not an advocate of violence. But it would be pleasing if the United fans had a ‘challenging’ trip back to Lime Street,

Mudryk has somehow got three hairstyles on one head. And they're all from the 90's.

Fantastic timing with the tactical changes at 3-0 down.

Whatever happened to this rule?

Petulant interview from Postecoglou. Claiming the ref let things go in Everton's favour is a particularly strange take.

Beto on for Calvert-Lewin after 67 minutes. Nobody saw that one coming...

Dyche covering his mouth, talking to Woan, so he can't be seen saying 'we'll bring Dom on in 10 minutes'

We're all Cov!

ME REMEMBER FALLEN!