They’re calling me chopped. And Unc…….

Slipping on a banana peel, doing a full cartwheel, landing with an audible CRACK, rolling over, adopting a sultry pose. “Ladies.”

Hey studmuffin

THROWS A FLASHBANG.

Brutally maskmogs the reader, causing a 67% spike in cortisol and soy level. Nothing personel, kid

🤫 🧏‍♀️🗿

SUB5 MOURNING ACTOR BRUTALLY MASKMOGGED BY CHADETTE LOW CORTISOL MASKED FOOL

THE MAN KNOWN AS BLADE IS NOT A SWORDSMAN. He’s a SWING MERCHANT. He has to PAY THE PRICE because he has NO aptitude. I would ALSO seek death if I was that poor with a sword! The agenda CONTINUES.

WHO GAVE THAT STELLARON CHUD AN INFINITY GAUNTLET??? TALLY BLOODY HOOOOO I’M NABBING THAT!!!

HOORAGH.

SSSSSUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

I would never pilot my ship high. Wasted on Shura’s wine, however…

Gosh, you’re not looking too well… tired after only a few hours duelling? If this is how you fare now… hohohoho! I cannot even CONCEIVE how you’d fare against me in my prime. Now, EN GARDE!!!

I don’t know what an Amber Oreous is, and at this point I’m rather too ssssssozzled to care…

ONE! DAY! BLINDING! STEW! WOULDST THOU PARTAKE??

UWEGH. EGADS!