my dad, with my mom's phone in hand: can i play? can i play? my mom: i'm trying to ask you something my dad, visibly excited: *toon blast bgm starts playing*

just smacked my elbow really hard on the table corner and my entire group looked at me. am not okay :")

just accidentally sent a snap to my sophomore year's chemistry gc and got so embarrassed i left the chat

the amount of times ive sneezed today is concerning

trying to figure out how to enable cookies on chrome on the ipad stresses me out more than college does

i really went from not having panda express for two years to eating it two days in a row

my dog had the audacity to FART on me and then move to the opposite end of the bed right after

A LADY JUST GAVE ME HER PARKING PERMIT WHILE SHE WAS LEAVING SO I DIDNT HAVE TO PAY?!???!! ILL CRY

wanted to be nice & cleaned my sister's windshield but she told me her spit would make it cleaner :(

me: "u wanna watch all the hp movies with me again" my dad: "no"

completing the long chem problems and getting them correct is soooo satistfying

a lady at winco complimented my outfit today heheh

my mom enthusiastically coaching me on toon blast is literally so precious

my fight mode is activated whenever the i hear the "by the seaside" alarm sound

no bcs why do i enjoy stoichiometry and balancing equations??

someone in front of me kicked a food robot and i never got so angry so fast

me chilling, minding my own business: my dad: Lan you have to watch this (WWZ), we need to be prepared. covid is the beginning..

my ta for math discussion is so wholesome i love her

to the guy who stole our bowl, you're on camera, you can keep the candy, but i really like that gosh darn bowl pls give it back

BFS THAT WORK AT BOBA SHOPS.