For everybody who sees me ripping on @AustinUpchurch_. Yall need to know that it’s all in good fun, and truth be told he’s actually one of the coolest guys I know and one of my favorite artists in Texas is exactly what I’d say if I wanted my followers to know I had been kidnapped

i would pay so much money to stop my fingernails from growing

wow americanair has completely lost a customer today. never again.

what’s up then??

AHHH

I LIVE

fuck you

fuck you Greg Abbott you are a god damn loser

mint in chocolate makes it healthy

margaritas kinda taste like a flavor of gatorade

flags should be at half mast

when i grow up i want to be a bird stuck in walmart

“next to the bible” “that’s the hunger games”

go ahead and cuff me your honor

Woke up to random DM’s (I blocked his number) about how many tattoos he has 🥴 does he want a trophy or something. What do you even say to that!?

inniehaus

livins mostly wasting time