WHY DOES HE KNOW THAT?????

Just in: Tim Cook is stepping down as CEO of Apple. I wish Trump would also step down. Of course, I’m comparing apples to oranges.

devs naming an app: macOS: Swoomp Windows: Internet Manager 6 Extreme Linux: klitoris

os beatles inventaram o sexo e os rolling stones descobriram que dava pra fazer com mulher

texted my ex that pragmata made me think about her, not because of the parental aspect but because she doesnt believe the moon landing is real

Ojo, repito, no estoy en contra de les prostitutes, simplemente que no me gusta esta “escusa” barata

and if she would have had wheels she would have been a bike

🔴 ÚLTIMA HORA | Sanidad afirma que la homeopatía es un placebo sin validez curativa cadenaser.com/nacional/2026/…

No sé por qué critican tanto la homeopatía, si nunca le ha hecho nada a nadie.

Framework empezando la conferencia con una broma sobre criticar la nube me ha hecho gracia