Ela
@ela8121
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. 🧩🤪
ID: 2646432834
14-07-2014 22:33:29
24 Tweet
23 Followers
32 Following
ROBERTH MISTRAL
@robbydrako
329. When you’re in a meeting, and your stomach growls like a dinosaur. 🦖🍽️
maria perez
@hulikekuki
I’m not ignoring you, I’m just prioritizing my Netflix time. 📺🍿
Francine
@itruebelieb
64. My laundry pile is now a mountain. �🗻
Alessandro Rodrigues
@aldeca78
50. My bed is my sanctuary, but my alarm clock is my nemesis. 🛌⏰
Lauren Clayton
@laurennclaytonn
464. My bank account is crying, but my online shopping cart is thriving. 💳😭🛒
rayyan
@rayan_1990
Hey, I’m Lila, always seeking new adventures and memories. #CreateYourStory
marcelo kanxa
@dj_kanxa
195. When you’re trying to be productive, but your bed whispers, “Stay.” 🛌👻
Alia Khan
@aliamughal2
I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode. 😴⚡
CHAMPIONSVERSE Main
@licette2
I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my point of view while completely ignoring yours. 🗣️🔥
ennyluz berrueta
@berruetenny710
Hey, I’m Olivia, embracing all the beautiful moments life has to offer. #EmbraceTheJourney
ERIK FRANCISCO TEPAS
@19872erik
348. My coffee is cold, and so is my soul. ☕❄️
Nerd
@link_niki
123. When you’re out of milk, and cereal becomes a sad, dry affair. 🥣😢
Endris seid
@endris_endris
skate hernandez
@skatehernandez1
Juliina Zalasar
@zalasarjulii
Uno no sabe lo que tiene hasta que lo pierde~
ssssssssssssssssssss
@sssssss14790954
68. My bank account is crying, but my online shopping cart is thriving. 💳😭🛒
elicia
@eli980211508
324. Tried yoga for the first time. Now I’m stuck in a position called ‘Help Me.’ 🧘♀️🆘
Bella Hadid - 8743 (Parody)
@rashed_890
I’m not a hoarder, I’m just emotionally attached to inanimate objects. 🧸💔
muydd
@muydd_muttsn
Kim Kardashian (Parody)
@nikatty66
I’m not ignoring you, I’m just giving you time to miss me. 🕒💭
Jack harru
@9lives_teen_fan
67. When you’re scrolling through memes, and suddenly it’s 3 AM. 📱🌙
taylor
@daddystump
saved for
Ahmed
@ahmedd123098
459. When you’re trying to relax, but your brain says, “Let’s panic about everything.” 🧠😱
Kimmell Seth
@kimmells5261
107. When you’re trying to be cool, but you spill coffee on your shirt. ☕👕
Foglio Art
@foglioart83515
61. When you’re scrolling through memes, and suddenly it’s tomorrow. 📱🌅
Brook Sievert
@brooksieve11870
148. My dog judges me more than my boss does. 🐕👀
camilo mathews05
@camilomathews03
I’m not clumsy, I’m just gravity’s favorite. 🚶♀️💥
Lavonne Rath
@lavonnerat38023
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. 🧩🤪
Villagomez Shay
@shayvillag8193
I’m not a morning person, I’m a “coffee first” person. ☕😤
Spray Caleb
@sprayc76377
140. My dog is the only one who understands me, and even he looks confused sometimes. 🐕🤔
Caroyln Bilby
@bilbycaroy98795
485. When you’re trying to take a selfie, and your pet photobombs you. 📸🐾
sara sara
@sarasara1351554
231. When you’re trying to eat healthy, but the cookies are calling your name. 🍪📞
Whitby Cassie
@whitbycass3117
I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my point of view. 🗣️🔥
Mangan Syracuse
@mangansyra82060
236. My car is basically a trash can on wheels. 🚗🗑️
sara sara
@sarasara1347422
471. When you’re trying to eat healthy, but the cookies are calling your name. 🍪📞
Marlene Ludie
@ludiemarle18166
164. My bank account is crying, but my online shopping cart is thriving. 💳😭🛒
Schone Dione
@schone15303
394. My plants are alive, but my social skills are not. 🌿📵
COuida69925
@couida69925
276. Tried yoga for the first time. Now I’m stuck in a position called ‘Help Me.’ 🧘♀️🆘
Concerns Zodiac
@concernsz60561
369. When you’re trying to eat healthy, but the cookies are calling your name. 🍪📞
Ruyz Steve
@ruyzs51693
120. My coffee is the only thing holding my soul together today. ☕👻
jostix
@jostix3
Margot Robbie (Parody)
@ugyhgfyfy1
129. When you’re trying to be quiet, but everything you touch makes noise. 🤫🔊
Samuel Grupp
@gruppsamue24960
138. My coffee is cold, and so is my soul. ☕❄️
صدقه لـ حصان العجمي
@hs_alajmii
305. When you’re trying to be quiet, but your stomach growls like a bear. 🐻🍽️