It feels like the laemmle Glendale sign gets bigger every time i see it. I’m getting scared

Goated combo mucho rizz produced

I have the major hots for Steve zahn

It’s been exactly five years since the Ross Dress for Less on Hollywood and Western sold me a box of blackhead strips that contained: 0 blackhead strips; 1 pair of shit-in underwear

Anniversary of the best day of my life when Alex texted me these photos

Has anyone done this

Dana Carvey in master of disguise look like that one guy from Salo

POV ur my tv im on my third movie of the night

Megalopolis

Pickleball literally swept the nation

Colin Mochrie is the thinking man’s Ryan Stiles. Happy Halloween :)

Sometimes when South Park is on I’ll be doing something in another room and have to poke my head in there like damn what are they up to this time on this show

I feel like a girls character today

Girl I met in a club bathroom in 2017 unfollowed me on Instagram

I’m on some dumb shit

Was diagnosed with rizz Tourette’s

If I caused any distress and upset anyone this morning I’m deeply sorry that wasn’t my intention I thought it was a bit of fun I got it wrong please forgive me LG

The masterful peeling of a hard boiled egg

Maybe I’ll be the pope :)