This pitch is tinyyyyyy

Casemiro offside by the hairs on his kneecap. I hate this sport icl

Just not our day is it

“Xavi Simons”

Gabriel is the biggest pussy cosplaying as a hard man

I’d rather the earth fucking explode before this Arsenal team win the league

Luke Shaw worst player on the pitch… imagine my shock

BAILA VINIIIIIII

I like yoro… he’s been pretty bad. Doesn’t help that that’s the worst opening 30 mins I’ve seen United play this season

If carrick has balls he hooks boomo

UNC STILL GOT IT BANG

Optional defending from malacia what a fucking disgrace to the effort the rest of the team put

The standard of the refereeing/var in the premier league is abhorrent. Spurs just caught life

The paella to fish and chips part of this quote is frying me

This is one of the worst individual performances of all time from konate

There is no universe or galaxy where that’s a penalty btw. This sport is so finished

• Reporter: "Would you shave your hair if you win the World Cup?" 🚨🗣️ Marc Cucurella: "No, my hair is sacred." • Reporter: "And if you had to choose between cutting your hair or playing for Real Madrid?" 🚨🗣️ Cucurella: "Well, yes. I would shave my hair."

Lisandro you’re good dude. But you’re an absolute idiot for that. So selfish

The footballing on display…

This referee needs investigating