When my therapist asks how my anxiety level has been

I will vote for the presidential candidate that gets rid of pennies. What the hell are pennies for man. Get these hoes out of my purse!!!

Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in Florida

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I got my Bachelors degree online before it was cool

In honor of KUWTK ending, my favorite Kardashian tweet:

What's better than eating handfuls of freshly strained naked pasta noodles out of the strainer in the sink

Been in Midway almost a whole week and haven't seen the roller skating lady. Is she okay? :/ Has she skated for the last time? Updates appreciated

Is one coffee, one diet coke, and three beers enough water per day

Came across resume that had military service listed and she clarified that she was "A US Army Wife"

jesus to the romans:

Thinking about the time my coworker told me she was from the East Coast and three weeks later I found out she was referring to Ohio

maybe i’d go to church if they had flamin hot communion wafers

once again