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At SJC. No one but TSA agents at security and essentially no one at the gates. Thanks #crowdstrike!

You say it's Joever; I say it's just Kamencing.

If I have to call to book, it’s not happening 😭

The Cheesecake Factory is absurdity at its finest and I live laugh love

You’ll be having a good day and here comes a cyber truck.

you think your girl's loyal? put her in a room with black suit hozier

Men are not logical, they just lack empathy. This false dichotomy is successful because somehow men repackaged anger like it’s not an emotion.

I fear that MATLAB is that girl

The moment Kamala realized she had a winning slogan.

in another world we're just two foxes playing in freshly fallen snow at oxford

Being gaslit at work is crazy, like we heard the same things but we did not comprehend the same things

If Hans Zimmer is scoring The Odyssey I’m going to have a cardiopulmonary contraction

Jalen Hurts is the finest player in the entire NBA.

kendrick lamar is proof that having an arch nemesis is a fundamental part of the human experience

A new milestone for humankind: The crew of Artemis II are now the farthest any human has ever travelled, reaching a maximum distance of 252,752 miles from Earth. This surpasses the previous record set by Apollo 13 in 1970 by about 4,102 miles.

I’m in shambles. Carroll Crater ❤️#ArtemisII

Naming of the first two newly observed craters on the moon. 1. Integrity: in honor of the name their spacecraft 2. Carroll: in honor of commander Reid’s late wife who passed from cancer in 2020 💔💔 He loved her to the moon and back 😭 #ArtemisII