I had breakfast this morning and I haven’t been cranky all day. Nawa😑

My cousin who is obsessed with The Vampire Diaries and The Originals — whose three children are named Elena, Elijah, and Marcel — just had a fourth child and named her Freya.

My top five horror movies: Belle Make I carry belle Make I mistakenly carry belle Make person give me belle Make I get belle

Always pick the most generous, richest, and the most good looking one

When u get scammed and u try to explain it to someone, na there u go realize say u sef na very stupid person 😂

That year I bought a wig and my husband (boyfriend then) asked me if I wasn’t going to bleach the knots. I said a silent thank you to the baddies that came before me.

I just don’t like how hormones impact your mood. Why can’t they just do what they need to do and leave your temperament alone.

I plead the blood of the Lamb!!!!!🥹

Delivered to Chevron, Lagos .. Wafer paper et whipped cream combo 🔥… This design is Pinterest worthy 👌. Please help me Retweet 🙏🙏🙏🙏

officially at the age where if I see a chair, I'm sitting

“Sleep peacefully tonight, for God is greater than anything you will face tomorrow.” 1 Peter 5:7

All Reform does is lie, lie, and lie again. International students do not have access to student loans, despite paying far more than home students in tuition fees. They pay their own fees, pay visa fees, pay NHS surcharge, work restricted hours, and still get used as a

Cults require too much ‘together’ time, and as a person who enjoys their solitude and not listening to a man speak for too long, I know I would be excommunicated within a week.

To lose weight, you must learn to embrace hunger

That sleep after changing your bedsheet >>>>>

Dear Apple, "WERE" is an actual word! Stop correcting it to "we're" when it doesn't match the context!

And you know whats funny? The males will not move to the 1000, they will ALWAYS cry over the 10

sending me on an errand that needs constant communication, then the second i get there you suddenly stop picking up my calls.

Can’t believe I’m alive and on the internet seeing people compare Tyla to Rihanna. Like honestly, have we all lost our senses? Tyla who?

Okay, but can we like hear her own side of the story tho?🌚🥹