Ladies, get you a man that looks at you like Rondo looks at Luka. 😂😂😂

Ambulance call out? $2,500. Childbirth? $30,000. Our NHS is not for sale, Donald J. Trump

a whale can launch it’s entire body out of the ocean and you have trouble getting out of bed in the morning

Cutest blooper ever. #sharpei #flowarts #dragonstaff #blooper

Trump has made NATO something only liberals care about, like dieing from pollution - a liberal thing. I ask again, why is it that Republicans get Patriotic Immunity?

Don’t worry, Mr. President. I’ll see you at your trial.

This holiday, please remember that America is holding 14,000 migrant children in federal custody, and that they deserve a Christmas and indeed a whole life filled with hope and promise, not fear and pain.

Spinning my LED Dragon Staff at Electro-Night Vol. 2. Sorry, I have no idea who I am onstage with. There were like 10 different artists and it was the end of the night//I was tired. LED Dragon Staff -… instagram.com/p/B76T2tBB0MW/…

I feel my greatest achievement as a professional performer is the mastery of decently applying fake eyelashes in 5 minutes or less. It's been a long, tantrum-throwing road, but I got it down now. instagram.com/p/B8SRqlBBN5A/…

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.