And I’m only responsible for like half of that

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

arguing with a dog is insane but i be doing it

Sorry but this has me 💀

This is what happens when you elect a reality tv star into office

Is there any possible way we can just start the government over from scratch

if i text u “🪗” it means u better start acting accordingly

I’m in my retired party girl era until I’m reunited with my long distance best friends. Then the spirit of the jersey shore cast possesses me like an ancient creature.

Twitter is healthy because its reading

Sitting alone at the brunch table watching your friends on Find My just now leaving their apartments even though they said “almost there” 15 minutes ago

Yall I haven’t gotten a Deborah phone call in several months but tell me why DCS just called me looking for her 😭😭

When you send your kids to school there is zero chance they will come back to you "a different gender," but there is certainly a chance they won't come back at all. Yet some of y'all are worried about the former while shrugging about the latter.

Saying “can momtok even survive this?” after every minor inconvenience

Sorry I had to

praising jesus because a rapist was elected is why i don’t go to church anymore

Seeing as the 2024 election is over, here’s a thread of what the electoral map would’ve looked like had only X demographic voted: For example, here is the electoral map had turnout been 100%