i wonder how much money i could save if i wasn’t a fucking idiot

To top my boyfriends birthday off not only did we get caught shagging in a car park but I accidentally sent out an emergency sos message to my mum, dad, brother, auntie and best friend of a voice recording of me getting shagged. Help

Hangxiety is real

I hate how observant I am, i literally break my own heart.

Your new CREATIVE DIRECTOR PrettyLittleThing 💗

i acc use apple pay like it’s toy money

when I say “I want a boyfriend” I mean that I want to magically wake up one day in a peaceful and balanced 5 year relationship, not that I want to date or meet people or put in the effort towards making it a tangible reality

1 month today until Christmas Eve and i’ve not bought a single Christmas present yet 🥰

It’s that time of year😩😩

Pure wanna be a skinny legend pure canny stop eating

Not over that girl on holiday saying she got sex trafficked on insta n asking her followers to report her missin n she was just extremely baked 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

took my own lunch to work and didn’t buy a coffee today so i should be able to afford to buy a house any day now

stoater

Narcissist be like yes i hurt you but now you hate me so i am the true victim

bucks bar

DOES THE PROCESS KNOW THAT WE ARE TRUSTING IT???????