Want to see a dead body? Kristi Noem

How many times do you have to be held in contempt before you're sent to jail? Hold this space.

Kevin Spacey has endorsed RFK, Jr. Talk about paying it forward.

That's basically how I'm feeling.

What's gross? Silk pajamas. What's grosser than gross? Finding Donald Trump in them. (Tip your waiters.)

What's weird is that Cohen also reminded Trump of his daughter.

Trump will not be taking the stand which means my year is basically ruined.

My closet is down to two types of shoes: “casual” Allbirds and “dressy” Allbirds. Call me Larry David.

Is anyone else dressed like Michael Cohen and drinking champagne? Just me? Oh.

Plus, attack of the killer frogs. open.substack.com/pub/inthepinkt…

Today is Flag Day. Or as the Alitos call it, January 6 Patriot Day.

The Adam Kinzinger factor may be just what we need to win this thing.

I was off Twitter for a while. I highly recommend it.

I'm not even sure what this means. Who is "They"?

People are boycotting Starbucks for sponsoring the Republican Convention. I think you should #BoycottStarbucks because they don't know the difference between oat milk & almond milk and that's enough to ruin your day.

Rick Wilson This one is also a winner.. x.com/RufusTSuperfly…

If Kamala picked a moderate Republican as her VP, this show would become a lot more interesting.

I’m on a Delta flight right now. Heading to VA but I may very well end up being stranded in one of the Dakotas.

Just spotted a bumper sticker that said, “Why are all the good men gay, married or broke?” How is this woman still single?