Does your father have a girl best friend??

pretend you 11 and this a youtube search bar

I don’t know how people can still look cute hungover, I literally look like Frank Gallagher that’s been dragged through 10 bushes and met Mike Tyson at the end

Imagine getting your trousers pulled down at a moment like this 😂😂

"Gonna get me in trouble you 👀" Just say you've got a mrs

This is really all it takes. That lack of accountability for how your attitude affects someone else is what gets a lot of y’all hung up.

Got 2 elf bars, palm angels tee, dsquared cap , pair of mcqueens, an XL bully and a new build, she did alright this year ❤️

This whole "no smoking with kids in the vehicle" thing is ridiculous.. look at him he's just cold...

me going through the day being able to control my mouth but not my facial expressions

him: are you stupid?? me:

Worlds angriest bottom award goes to mr Jay Ferguson

Me

There is green stuff coming out my peepee

Hahahaha Jay accidentally sent an entire joint tenancy application with photo ID & bank statements for the pair of us to a guy from a recruitment agency that he used to deal with n instead of emailing again to say it was an accident he’s just pretending it never happened 😭😭😭

Jay Ferguson in seasons

I have a very very very very very very very very very very dirty bottom

Mon the hammers x

Me ringing the action line because I am fucking traumatised at that ending #EastEnders #EELive