⠀ ⠀ ⠀I'm not incompetent. At least, enough to refuse to accept my true name. My true self. Life can only be lived once. So why not treat it as a masquerade until midnight strikes?

⠀ ⠀ ⠀...Very well. Then let it be as such. A truth that I refuse to accept. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀But, please, if I wish to delay the inevitable, know this; you can catch a thief, but you can never bind it down to abide the law.

I do not. I'm merely acting as a parrot to wanting a cracker.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀Are you trying to "tap" my daughter?????

⠀ ⠀ ⠀Magician.

Witness. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀For I have adoption papers for every Fool I have came across, including my own. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀[ Pulling out a scroll. It rolls onto the floor, unfolding out toward the horizon. ]

You are an embarrassment to the bloodline.

To think I was about to add that I didn't disapprove of it; mere facts. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀Now then. Shall I punt you again this time, or will you do it yourself?

which? there are several

Joker! I am about to, as the kids say, "go feral"!

[ killing countless shadows in the metaverse in blinded rage ]