HERA: I'm... yes. There is something we could try. But... I don't think I have the time to explain. You're... you're going to have to trust me. EIFFEL: (chuckles) With my life, darling. With my life...

I don’t wanna do my homework

Hey uhh @alanamaxwell_ @danieljacobiii @LtMinkowski I was just wondering, all your profile pics are really cool, and look to be the same art style, I was wondering who drew them?

Vetting them, Jacobi. Vetting.

This is why we have Eiffel protocols...

I wanna play Mario kart with Eiffel. I think he would either be really good or really bad, no in between. But he would love it either way

I think my favorite wolf 359 episodes are Ep: 11 Am I alone now? and mission mishaps: a little night music 😌

The blessed eternal 🌱

My spotify is pretty swaggy 😎 open.spotify.com/user/4bwx4v2ed…

Would anyone like to start a game of questions only?

Oh? Well it's a good thing I'm the head of the Complaints Department! Oh wait, no. I'm actually the head of the I Don't Give a Rat's Ass, Shut Up And Do Your Job Department.

“What with that uh... that moustache guy. Not the little one. Not the Hitler one. The other one. The Russian one. ANYWAY- “ - Douglas Eiffel #SelfCareSunday feb 2021

Just found out the plant monster’s name is Blessy

ROBOT VOICE: One moment, please. ROBOT VOICE: What are the ten things that you most miss about Earth? EIFFEL: Beer, cigarettes, pizza, sex, whiskey, blackjack, porn, monster trucks, tequila, video on demand.

Dad.

😁

Happy birthday Douglas Eiffel, and a merry Christmas to all 🥰

We’re ready when you are, television!