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@ehsysjs

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calendar_today04-10-2016 19:04:58

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❝You know, my daddy really isn't that mean once you, like, get to know him personally! He just gets, like, really, really hangry sometimes!❞

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❝Look guys, I get that I'm, like, the daughter of a planet-eater and all that, but you really don't need to worry about me following in his footsteps. I mean, like, do you know how many calories an entire planet contains? I'd be working them off for eons!❞

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Nobody can out-eat Galacta. . . . Well, except for her dad, but to be fair, he's waaay bigger than her, so comparing them is kinda unfair.

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She pities the Earth. That poor planet is always under the threat of annihilation and utter doom from forces both foreign ( alien/cosmic ) AND domestic ( native/supervillainous ). Even Shi'Ar, Kree, and Skrull-controlled planets have it better than Earth.

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❝Oh, sorry. Can I, like, have the rest of those chips. . . 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦?❞ She isn't even trying to make eye contact with him. Her gaze is completley fixated on his chips. ❝I'm so hungry that I could, like, eat a horse ( in a figurative sense of course )!❞

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❝Cosmic Awareness itself is, like, no big deal, really. But having to like, filter through the nigh-infinite informational overload its usage produces? That's a 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 big deal. ❞

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❝Sure, my daddy has destroyed countless worlds throughout the eons, but do you know what else he's done? Birthed and raised a child on his own. So please, show my fath—! Errr, Galactus some more respect, because being a single dad is hard!❞