How I feel after 6 shots of patron on an empty stomach x.com/flickerhoney/s…

I feel like everyone should hear Post Malone singing Santeria, so here you go.

ORANGUTAN ADOPTS THREE TIGER BABIES

imagine pumping your own g- 🤢🤢imagine pumping your own ga- 🤢🤢🤢 nvm can’t even say it 🤢🤢🥴🤮 🥴🤮

the world should see this. twitter do your thing.

Me when my professor won’t round my 64% to an A

scanning the periodic table to see what tf yall saying

⠀ (\__/)    ⠀  (•ㅅ•) NJGov 　＿ノ ヽ ノ＼ __ /　`/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ　ヽ ( 　(三ヽ人　 /　　 | |　ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ　 ノ ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／ 　　 ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 (\__/)New Jerseyans 　　 /ﾐ`ー―彡\ (•ㅅ•) who believe in Central Jersey

this dog literally failed every single test thrown at him to become a service dog and i am scream laughing. but imho he’s still a very very good boy.

my quarantine routine is very simple. i wake up and go insane

Texting my same three friends each hour

once i know what i’m talking about it’s over for you bitches

The cleaning staff at our hospitals are hardly ever mentioned and they also deserve a tribute!

Second wave of sleep after waking up too early the first time >>>>

If you don’t like avocados keep that shit to yourself because that’s fucking embarrassing

meanwhile they’re all one common cold away from becoming bones