Living in the Tri-State is awesome because you can just go chill on the beach whenever you want

An apiarist leaving his apartment: phone, wallet, bees.

Ahead of its time.

Absolute masterclass here from Jack Donaghy and NBC Entertainment. Strategically scheduling this game during a lightning storm to delay it for an hour - just enough time for everyone on Peacock to switch over and watch the first episode of The Paper… which coincidentally premieres today…

Why do all alcoholic brunch drinks involve orange juice when apple is clearly the superior juice

What an incredible show put on by Jesse Eisenberg at Tompkins Square Park, best view in the house

There’s no way just throwing food in the radiation microwave and eating it is good for you

Would like it to be known I believe in #conformitygate right side of history

Registered sex offender who moves to Bloomington, Indiana and fulfills his legal obligation to inform his neighbors he’s on the registry by telling them to Google him

Do you think at condom factories the way they test products for quality control is by having the workers have sex with each other and then waiting to see if they get pregnant or not

A slap on the face from a man who’s trying to pat you on the back