oh so you want to abolish the police, smart guy? who you gonna call next time you need four assholes with pensions and overtime to shoot up a subway car in pursuit of a $2.90 fare jumper then, eh? think about that, buddy

If you have been exposed to news reports about Mark Robinson, you may be entitled to compensation.

There are so many things I wish I didn't know about just from today.

This whole apple-cheeked "cutesy" makeup in a lot of porn has gotten more and more extreme to the point where it now looks like clown makeup. Have we accidentally normalized clown porn?

Following initial production meetings with Richard Wagner:

Thought I was watching The Joker 2, but really it was just A Star Is Born. Weird thing is, it was the Judy Garland/James Mason version.

"A just question, my liege. Late is the hour in which this conjurer chooses to appear. Lathspell, I name him. Ill news is an ill guest."

The Substance is a lot funnier if you pretend it's actually about Robin Sparkles.

Sure, it's all well and good to say "Better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven," but I would be middle management in Hell, at best.

Even though he is dead, his spirit lives on in each season of romance anime, just as his voice drifts across the temples of Nara to the veranda of Nigatsu-do.

Hey, that remake of Ranma 1/2 is out!

Yo, Gundam: Requiem for Vengeance did not need to go *that* hard with the Zeon Lesbian energy. Like, I think some of the boys might even be lesbians.

If this gets 10K retweets I’ll take out the West Coast

Gyoza Po' Boy.

"Englishmen Lewis Waterman and John W. Mollett both claim to have invented the game of reversi in 1883, each denouncing the other as a fraud." Sentences like this are why I still love Wikipedia.

...and finally, this is where the magic happens. And by "magic," I mostly mean "sleep farting."