SHE'S HERE SHE'S h Ere hey dad's!!! prepare to die

if aunt augusta hears you two getting wild in bed, you will be forever sorry.

kg: we don't need a / girl / in the room. gwash: we are strong, manly, independent men. adolphus: yeah! we'll be fine. augusta: augusta: spider. adolphus, kg, and gwash: <SCreAMS IN HORROR>

oh hi! i'm prince adolphus, and i'm ready to die, along with being bi.

Imagine what it'd be like to be a guard. How great would it be to get out-- have genuine duties, instead of you beating up your friends cause they said something about Charrie... // ugh. //

[Can he like... punch @BlxckestofSouls... just because... he wants too...]

[Unattractive running down the STAIRS HIS DAD'S ARE ENGAGED.] chArLoTtE--[ugly coughing, give him a minute--]--dAD AND DAD!

[He's wiping his tears, and with a bright grin, he's never looked happier.] They did it! Dad proposed to Dad! [That twinkle that was once there when Mother was alive was sparked back alive.]

[Did he maybe sorta kinda see his Dad's in the garden and nearly have a heart attack when he saw Washington get on a knee?] [Yes.]

[With hearty laughs, the brother held her close and twirled around with her in his arms.] They looked oh-so happy! Dad rushed into his arms, and it was such-- This is amazing!!

[Setting his sister down, he had ro wipe his tears.] I haven't seen him happy in so long-- I'm so excited and-and happy, god, I was looking outside, and I saw Dad get on one knee and--!!

I'm telling you right now, you /nooob/. [He imitated her with a different voice and a laugh.] Dad had placed something in his hair, I think it was a flower or something, and then, he got on a knee, and then Dad like... /rushed/ at him! They... might still be laying there —

— but honestly, I don't want to check in case of they're... soiling the dirt. Yknow. Since. They're now happily engaged!!

Exactly!! We should do something for them-- like, a gift or something!! Isn't that what they do? I don't know, I'm just so happy! [He wanted to make it as special as possible-- Adolphus felt so happy, it felt more complete; the family.]

Ooh, we could totally do that!! But, wouldn't it take awhile? [He asks, but he's willing to speed clean!! Because, they both know that the other siblings wouldn't be up to it.]

Yes!! Okay, let's go ask them!! [He's so excited, with that grin on his face.] I'm sure they'll help-- should we tell them the news?

[He stumbled to a stop-- yeah, she had quite the yank!] You're very right, they probably will tell everyone in due time-- well, not everyone... Since, you know of the hatred they receive. It's sad-- can't accept love for love.

adolphus: ew i hate romance also adolphus: MY FATHER'S?? ENGAGED??? GOOD SHIT I SUPPORT I STAN I LOVE

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