low engagement is not gonna stop me. I talk to myself in real life too

Damn, if you tell someone who regularly sees a chiropractor that the guy who invented it learned it from ghosts they get really mad.

I coauthored the study you fuckhead.

“‘Twote’??” Oh please as if THAT’S the most shocking thing I’ve twitten

fish to your head name a gun

30 years ago today, Troy McClure starred in the musical “Stop the Planet of the Apes (I Want to Get Off)”. #TheSimpsons episode “A Fish Called Selma” first aired March 24, 1996.

i need to get fucking BLACKOUT with them oh my god

The whole world feels the same, lil buddy. 😂

Seeing a lot of late diagnosed ND girlies on here saying they just realized “you should be a lawyer” actually meant “bitch sit down and shut up” and I just wanna say ……same.

The talking over each other's timing was masterful.

give me a tote bag so ridiculously large that when i’m looking for something and say “one second,” i climb inside it and you just hear echoes and stairs like it’s an apartment building in there.

How do I know if I’m unmuted after X accused me of posting “inauthentic content” if I never really got that much engagement to begin with? Check 1 2 ? Idk