I’ve never yelled “No” louder than when Indiana Jones said if he could go back in time he would save his son’s life. Let him go Indy. Let him go. #IndianaJones

What’s with all the fireworks tonight?

Why is no one talking about #PaulReubens in Meatballs 2??? He was a genius!! m.youtube.com/watch?v=2nJ5mn…

I didn’t lie about anything!!! What’s your weight? 215.

The only people who are happy with Drew Barrymore are Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher.

God was out with a knee injury.

I just wrote a letter calling for a fair union contract for writers at Sesame Workshop! Write one here: actionnetwork.org/letters/suppor… F is for fair D is for deal! #wga

Day 36 of watching Dune 2 on my iPhone in 3 minute intervals. So far the movie is just okay.

It would be a total baller move if after LeBron James made the Lakers sign his friend to coach and his son to play, he took his talents to another team.

This year’s home run derby is a virtual who’s who of who’s that.

Pesach Lattin 🇺🇸🦅 Trump should be forced to carry Vance full term. No exceptions.

A note to the world Jimmy Fallon and the red hot chilli peppers do not represent us. Love, Los Angeles

Chris Farley would have been an amazing Tim Walz.

Is Reese Witherspoon and her sweater the new Groundhog?

People who followed Infowars won’t know the difference from it and The Onion

Tyson was robbed.

Drake winning makes me think that Drake didn’t bet on Drake.

New Pope just fired pirates manager Derek Shelton.

The table in The Bear had some serious Doctor Who TARDIS technology going on.

Vonn practiced the crash and hospital visit then she nailed it in the finals. Good for her.