drinking spinal fluid shit got me dizzy

Fuck the world record egg

bro this is the hardest shit I’ve ever seen , Mexican gore grind masters

Nobody deserves anything from you. Nobody is the one. Nobody is your soulmate. You probably have like fifty “soul mates” within a three mile radius of you rn. This isn’t a fairy tale. Grow up and love YOURSELF. Stop waiting for someone who could be anyone.

Can’t wait till I own a house bc I’m gonna hide Spears, war axes, and other sharp surprises for intruders everywhere. Might even fuck around and get a trebuchet.

Void is my favorite song off five five and honestly one of my favorite POUYA songs too

If I ever get enough self esteem I’m gonna be a cult leader

“The quickest hand in the west. He shot himself in the head before the other man even unholstered his six shooter”

Cannabis is legal in Canada. In Toronto pot stores now joining potholes as a feature of the city.

This traffic in la 🤮🤮🤮

The peach fuzz on my upper lip is a little darker than it used to be I think I’m finally hitting puberty

I just got rick rolled someone give me a dunce cap

If you really think about it wood is one of the coolest things ever

I literally submitted the last problem as soon as the album I was listening to finished thanks Parkway Drive for making chem homework bearable

Amon Amarth makes chem class more fun

RECORD LABEL NUCLEAR BLAST IS TRYING TO CENSOR ME youtu.be/v2ASl8zeABw via Nuclear Blast USA Donald J. Trump ➐

I just bought a bonesaw to cut my dick off

So i walk outside and they talking about soup " the grilled chicken" 😭😭