Beaten by The Arsenal Beaten by Chelsea Beaten by Liverpool And🔜 Tottenham vs Man City 🙄 !!! I jhus have the feeling that season🤗😋 is gonna be a special one🤨😜!..

But how can you be happy that one team wins the league you enjoy 4 times in a row? Every mutual should be behind Arsenal to stop pep….if we win it or not , it won’t make your mid table team better you clowns ….keep your support 😂

Define aura.

Am pregnant

Every girl has a backup plan Especially the girl who loves you the most.

Normalize always being the best-dressed man in the room.

No girl talks to just 1 guy.

Sleeping with random women is not a flex in this generation. - Being loved and respected by a woman who doesn't have her eyes on any other man is a flex.

No snake is too small for a woman who hasn't seen a snake before.

A wise man once said: Your girl might be loyal, But she knows who to text if you breakup.

Dear men, Never stop a woman from leaving. If she wants to go, let her.

Reality after graduation will make you realize campus only helped you know the city and own a laptop.

They have taken your girlfriend to nice places but she can't post because you will cry. Focus on yourself Kings!!

SSEWAVA K MOHAMMED So the boys are homeless

I just know there’s someone out there who will stay indoors this whole weekend, no dates, no cuddles, just loneliness.

Always pretend you don’t have money.

Learn to control your d*ck, Putting it in the wrong place can ruin your entire life.

This December, try and attend social events, hangout with friends, go for concerts. Don't just sit at home and be pressing your phone.

No lady is hard to get, you just don't have money.

Any money you spend on acquiring knowledge, looking good or eating well never goes to waste.