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EffieThreadbare

@effiethreadbare

🧵beginner embroiderer; watches too much TV; often the two collide; 🧵personal acc @bethany1marie; 🪡

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For my dad’s birthday I stitched his favourite joke from his favourite movie - Hot Fuzz! Shocked and appalled that I didn’t have the foresight to embroider a Japanese Peace Lily though…🚔👮‍♀️🦢

For my dad’s birthday I stitched his favourite joke from his favourite movie - Hot Fuzz! Shocked and appalled that I didn’t have the foresight to embroider a Japanese Peace Lily though…🚔👮‍♀️🦢
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Good News! 5 of my embroideries, including the Wozniak-approved casserole piece, are now available to buy on my new Etsy store! Note: my shop is currently only available to UK customers & commission slots are coming soon! etsy.com/uk/shop/effiet…

Good News! 5 of my embroideries, including the Wozniak-approved casserole piece, are now available to buy on my new Etsy store! Note: my shop is currently only available to UK customers & commission slots are coming soon!

etsy.com/uk/shop/effiet…
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Inside No 9 is still taking up a lot of my brain space right now…so I embroidered Hector from The Harrowing. “I play guitar, Miss Hepworth. I’m not a vampire.” #InsideNo9 🐇

Inside No 9 is still taking up a lot of my brain space right now…so I embroidered Hector from The Harrowing.

“I play guitar, Miss Hepworth. I’m not a vampire.”

#InsideNo9 🐇
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Good morning, #BBCGhosts fans. How are we feeling after yesterday's announcement?! The below Ghosts embroirderies - my first ever pieces - are now available on my Etsy for less than £10 each with free delivery!👻 etsy.com/uk/shop/effiet…

Good morning, #BBCGhosts fans. How are we feeling after yesterday's announcement?! The below Ghosts embroirderies - my first ever pieces - are now available on my Etsy for less than £10 each with free delivery!👻

etsy.com/uk/shop/effiet…
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“And Peter…it’s been dreadful. I hope your cock falls off.” It’s been a while since I stitched, so completing this new #TheThickofIt piece feels like a victory, and it will be available on my shop soon! 🪡🧵

“And Peter…it’s been dreadful. I hope your cock falls off.”

It’s been a while since I stitched, so completing this new #TheThickofIt piece feels like a victory, and it will be available on my shop soon! 🪡🧵
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I spent too much of my lunchtimes and break-times at primary school sitting on the floor of the library reading these books, and I genuinely can’t wait to stitch such a big part of my childhood 🥲

I spent too much of my lunchtimes and break-times at primary school sitting on the floor of the library reading these books, and I genuinely can’t wait to stitch such a big part of my childhood 🥲
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So much of my childhood was spent reading these books, and so much of my teenage years and adulthood has been spent watching the show too, so of course I had to commit my love for #HorribleHistories to thread! This lovely Tudor lady will be available on my shop soon 🧵❤️

So much of my childhood was spent reading these books, and so much of my teenage years and adulthood has been spent watching the show too, so of course I had to commit my love for #HorribleHistories to thread! This lovely Tudor lady will be available on my shop soon 🧵❤️
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“All we had to do was sail 5000 miles from Spain to Panama, travel over land through the dense jungle, build a whole new boat, and sail down the coast to Peru.” “It only took us 2 and a half years!” “Easy peasy, squeeze the lemon.” #HorribleHistories

“All we had to do was sail 5000 miles from Spain to Panama, travel over land through the dense jungle, build a whole new boat, and sail down the coast to Peru.”

“It only took us 2 and a half years!”

“Easy peasy, squeeze the lemon.”

#HorribleHistories
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“Sporus was a young slave boy, Nero’s favourite. Nero pushed his wife down the stairs, and had Sporus castrated and he married him instead. He gave him a ring, and he made him dress up like his dead wife. I’d castrate you and marry you in a heartbeat.” #Succession #SuccessionHBO

“Sporus was a young slave boy, Nero’s favourite. Nero pushed his wife down the stairs, and had Sporus castrated and he married him instead. He gave him a ring, and he made him dress up like his dead wife. I’d castrate you and marry you in a heartbeat.”

#Succession #SuccessionHBO
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I haven’t done any embroidery since before Christmas, so today I stitched out a little wildflower design in prep for my next bigger project 💐🌸🌼

I haven’t done any embroidery since before Christmas, so today I stitched out a little wildflower design in prep for my next bigger project 💐🌸🌼
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“cats are terrifying - everyone knows that. ‘cause they’re witches and they’ve got knives in their feet.” 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛ #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #OFMDfanart

“cats are terrifying - everyone knows that. ‘cause they’re witches and they’ve got knives in their feet.” 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛ #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #OFMDfanart
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I promise to eventually make this look pretty, but I’ve not stopped laughing about this quote since last night and I desperately needed to commit it to thread as quickly as possible 😳✌️🫴👈☝️ #TheChrisAndRosieRamseyShow #ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed

I promise to eventually make this look pretty, but I’ve not stopped laughing about this quote since last night and I desperately needed to commit it to thread as quickly as possible 😳✌️🫴👈☝️ #TheChrisAndRosieRamseyShow #ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed
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Who else is dead happy that #WhatWeDointheShadows is back? Who else has included “fucking guy” into their common parlance? 🙋🏻‍♀️ #WWDITS

Who else is dead happy that #WhatWeDointheShadows is back? Who else has included “fucking guy” into their common parlance? 🙋🏻‍♀️

#WWDITS
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I haven’t had much motivation to embroider for a while, but then I magically found some! It’s an important reminder for us all: don’t be a cunt 💐🩷🩵💜 #crassstich #embroidery

I haven’t had much motivation to embroider for a while, but then I magically found some! It’s an important reminder for us all: don’t be a cunt 💐🩷🩵💜 #crassstich #embroidery