/peaces out to the balcony—

happy april first! i’m coming back to life. i’m against the tide again

happy april first! now its MY turn to be a silly little joker and commit the regicide I promised :)

L + ratio + youre literally dead + no empire + no maidens

How are you gonna do that when you're six feet under 😂😂😂😂

Oh no #MyTwitterAnniversary

Ok. Cool. Meet me in the middle of what used to be the boiling sea and we'll duel to the death <3

Like what? How's that empire coming? Where's your nephew? My dearest owl lady? Do enlighten me.

I open my mouth solely to cause chaos.

I will most likely dip back into hiding immediately after this <3

Eugh, when did you get so booooring?

His sense of humor died with him apparently 😒

. . . Just shut up and duel me.

𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞. I hereby challenge you to a Witches Duel— Better?

You know what? I'll take what I can get. Sure. Put me down.

You're simply lucky I have any patience left. Then again, all I can do is bide my time these days. Can't be much of a pirate when the entire ocean is missing. Thanks, by the way.

What, did it take you this long to notice? How did you think I was able to sway him and get us BOTH our freedom? I have my purpose— and it's to spite you until the day I die.

Disregarded. . . . The weather was fair, actually, if only a bit hot from. You know. The flames consuming my ship. If you're attempting to recreate it, I'll admit, I'd be impressed by your efforts.

And so the pot calls the kettle black. I fail to see how that's relevant, when the sun itself threatened to engulf me that day. Guess no matter what, I was blinded. But that only means my other senses were 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥.