Going be be a serious player that Onana you know. Got ourselves a little gem there

I genuinely can’t remember the last time we have a more complete midfield than our current one. Thelwell has played a blinder

Why is Troy Deeney who has accumulated a grand total of 0 caps talking about an England international 😂😂

Not going to lie I’m incredibly jealous that Spurs get to walk out to Duel of the Fates

I can’t tell you how good it feels to finally have someone who knows how to score goals back in the team.

Best footy I’ve seen us play this season so far

One of the worst offside calls I’ve ever seen that thank god for VAR

Moshiri is planning his revenge on us all rejecting Pereira and forcing him to chose Lampard as we speek

Not when the “culture” you are trying to respect is homophobia, Hugo 🙄🙄

So a yellow card was enough for them to throw morals out the window 😂😂 shithouses

Can’t help but be buzzing for Richarlison there. If I’m not careful I’m going to have my Bitter Blue™️ membership revoked

Anyone else onto the Everton flag in the Cameroon end 😂 Must be Sammy Eto’o

Lovely goal that

They’re calling us thugs hahahaha They’re essentially declaring war on the fans.

Came off a Twitter hiatus to say this. The worst thing about Everton isn’t the board, it’s the fans. Not everyone but there’s a massive group of miserable bastards that moan about everything and think everyone’s out to get us. I’m convinced half of them don’t even like footy

Going to be hard for the reds to keep pretending they’re not arsed about us when their heads keep falling off every time we play them.

Jordan Pickford is the best keeper in the Premier League and has been for the past 3 seasons, he’s also the best English Goalkeeper of all time. No I will not be debating this.

You know you’ve absolutely fucked it when Katie Hopkins is the voice of reason.