I'm usually amazed when people come to buy drugs and are too "ashamed" to tell me they don't have so much money...like don't worry ma, I can relate

I just dey thank God say Arsenal win today

Omo Egypt no wan let my people go o!

A for apple B for biko you people should help me beg NYSC to give me Lagos 😭😭

"camp is fun, camp is fun..." Abeg when we dey go house

I can't believe I'm about to say this but I miss cooking

I will still need another 3 weeks to recover from this Nysc camp

I seriously want to Google "How to make a bomb" But then I don't want for there to a bomb blast tomorrow and for some reason DSS will now check my search history and go "ah ha! We've caught him..."

No, actually, this gaslighting has to stop. You don’t hate us because we’re loud like every other big club’s fanbase; you hate us because you’ve laughed at us for over 20 years straight, and you’re scared that could stop at any moment. You can’t imagine a world where you’re not

dem dey argue about chance creation the other day (ozil - bruno), person post 9mins clip of neymar creating chances, another person post salah. dem dey talk about passes, person don post neymar comp again. na only hazard we gats watch in real time to understand the kind of

I want to write a sex song...something you can play when...you know**

One day we pharmacists will realize that this thing is a scam

Is like you pple don’t know what happened in 2019 and up till now which is over 6 years+, no one has matched such. Ever since Rema’s debut, Artists drop Ep’s in their first year to test the waters before dropping an album. Damola came and dropped a 13 track solo album in his

If you people knew how much customer care assistants and HR people and literally every other person in this country is earning...you will stop this Doctor vs Pharmacist rubbish you people do here every Eke market day

I'm really scared of the person I'll become when I get over this one...

Saka will do something, people will pretend not to see it, and then hype another player for exactly the same thing 👍🏽

God! I need a guitar so bad!

I think I'm gay for Saka