Student I was counting on to nod throughout the lecture stopped nodding

why are the only two types of underbellies “seedy” and “soft”

Orange Cat.

Happy ‘screaming partially muscled skeleton’ day to all who celebrate.

we all love X, the website that shows you "35 more posts" every time you need them!

deleting the app. bsky.app/profile/speep.…

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for whom up tolling they bell

May Patreon Illustration⭐️

EVIL WIZARD: i’ve captured the orb. now i can reign eternal as master of all darkness IMP MINION: yes dark lord! i swear my fealty to you! DIVINE PALADIN: i swore an oath to liberate these lands as a young squire YOUR NEW COWORKER: oh they haven’t added you to the work group yet?

hopping the turnstile at the subway but only on the exit turnstile

The editor of Der Stürmer hanged at Nuremberg. God willing you will suffer the same

in lieu of being born, Noah Kahan was designed by a team of bene gesserit witches centuries before his career began in order to harness the perfect grocery store soundscape. well done ladies

homestuck

The edge of the shadow, where reality and dream meet.