BREAKING: The Fed introduces new $1 dollar bill

When I see a shorty who curved me venting about getting cheated on

got some cajun lemon butter waiting for him

Remember, if your mama white, your month starts on 2/14

when i forget my towel and there’s no one home:

‘TED 2’ star Tom Brady has officially retired after 23 seasons.

I was born to slay but i’m forced to work

No cause why is this sending me 💀

Me to my demon

Missouri Republicans have just voted to defund all public libraries heartlandsignal.com/2023/04/11/mis…

Ready to meet Janine's mom? 😏 Don't miss Taraji P. Henson on #AbbottElementary tonight at 9/8c on ABC & Stream on Hulu.

If I had premarital sex with you, you are not my ex. You are a sin. I repel you, in the name of God. And my body count is back to 0. Amen

Become ungovernable.

Happy to see this handy Mandy continue to make the rounds. #grateful 🙏

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