I found a tick on my leg :( he gone now

“Have you ever eaten a streamer? They’re really good, they taste funny!” -Avery Reynolds

“You didn’t drink your ice packs?” -Avery once again, slowly making me concerned for her safety

man: throw it back gator: no :D

Number of times been in airport: 1 Number of times cried in airport: 1

I will learn Guns and Ships no matter how long it takes

Keep your telepathic offspring away from curling iron to avoid transferring sentience.

What’s your go-to I need to cry but can’t methods? I listen to all the voicemails from my mom.

I think I’ve turned my love for bagels into a personality trait

I kinda feel threatened rn ngl

My shuttle driver is going to a tractor show tomorrow

Computer updates are like toddlers. No, you can’t restart my laptop now. Yes maybe later. I SAID NO NOT RIGHT NOW! Put that file back where you got it or s o h e l p m e.

I redownloaded Twitter to tweet this tweet because I was so excited about it. I’m leaving again now.

You ever miss something/someone so much it makes you feel sick?

GEORGE!!!!!!!!

MALOU PUTS IT AWAY!!! ITS OVER!!!!! THE TIGERS ARE IN THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!!!!!!! #ClemsonUnited🧡💜

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Fútbol was there when football wasn’t

WE'RE GOING TO THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!

Clemson is playing for a football National championship this year according to 95% of the world population. I’ll take it.