First in my bloodline to be on letterboxd

fajitamogging everybody at the mexican restaurant

might fuck around and never express anything ever again

chinese new year chinese new me

This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see. His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert. Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.

- mom, a snake just bit me - cobra? - no, they did it for free

#USA - A Trump-supporting man who attacked students protesting against ICE in Nebraska got beaten by the students.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 U.S. Senators have officially called for President Trump's removal from office under the 25th amendment.

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING — Rep. Lieu said Full Epstein Files Show Trump Raping Children.

We’re about to go to war with Iran to distract us from the fact that Donald Trump is accused of raping children. Let me repeat that: Trump is about to send US troops to their deaths to distract the public from him being an alleged child rapist.

ok so the kid still walked out of school lmao

spring rolls 🤤

At a house party fuckin with the microwave lol

You can just take a picture of a tortoise and say it’s 192 years old. Nobody checks that shit.

Holy shit. This is how it’s done… “I am wondering if you’re all p*dophiles…because you don’t seem to care that children are being se*ually abused…so the only thing that I can ascertain is that you guys probably enjoy child p*rn…”

She was only 20 years old you sick fuck

Wow, same signature that’s on those letters to Epstein

Qué Sarah Connor ni qué chingados.