No way a 100 men can defeat 1 gorilla.

Not my 3 year old getting into an argument with his mother and then ending it by asking her softly to her face “Are you happy now Mama?” Who is this braveheart and where did he learn these guerrilla tactics?

Manchester United’s season is over. A shocking performance in a game where so much was at stake. Every player except Yoro should be ashamed. Shaw and Mount were horrendous and should’ve never started. I hope this loss is a catalyst for a summer clear out and a reset. #mufc

Manchester United lose again. This time to a team of random players put together (ASEAN All-Stars). 70,000+ fans in Malaysia leave disappointed. Here’s a picture of Ruben Amorim squatting by the touchline - probably wondering how to fix this mess. #mufc

Beckham is spot on. Representing Manchester United means exemplary conduct on and off the pitch. Garnacho and Amad have fallen below that standard with their recent bratty antics in Malaysia. SAF would’ve suspended them, I hope Amorim does too. Bring back our standards. #mufc

Good morning to all MCR fans well into your thirties who, like me, are wondering if you should get the standing tickets for the rockstars we once were, or the seating tickets like the uncles/aunties we now are. Either way, excited for My Chemical Romance in KL! #MCRLiveInKL

…and 13 years later, I will be part of the Black Parade in Malaysia! Secured my tickets (standing), see you there. #MCRLiveInKL

Rest in Peace to the Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne. You will live on forever through your music. The world of Heavy Metal mourns the loss of a legend and pioneer. 🖤

When the 12 year old son of a former Minister can be attacked with a syringe in broad daylight, it simply means that none of our children are safe. Whether politically motivated or agents of chaos, justice must be swift. Praying for Rafizi’s son’s recovery. Sickening news.

Great lawyers > Great arguments > Great judgments > Great law. Good lawyers > Good arguments > Good judgments > Good law. Bad lawyers > Bad arguments > Bad judgments > Bad law. Hopeless lawyers > Hopeless arguments > Hopeless judgments > Hopeless law.

Never a dull day supporting Manchester United. 2-0 down against 4th division Grimsby Town. Comeback to 2-2. Only to lose on penalties. Totally deserved loss, the better team progressed. Serious questions must be asked of Amorim, and the players must hang their heads in shame.

This loss has exposed just how desperately Manchester United need a marquee midfield signing and a reliable goalkeeper. The team is disjointed in every way possible, and are lacking the confidence to compete. Hard to find a silver lining, but the transfer window is still open.

Solskjaer — Played exciting football. Suddenly looked lost and got sacked. Ten Hag — Successful at Ajax and one of the most exciting coaches in Europe. Came to United, looked lost, and got sacked. Amorim — Successful and exciting coach at Sporting. Looks lost, and we know what

“Dance if you wanna dance Please, brother, take a chance You know they're gonna go Which way they wanna go All we know is that we don't know How it's gonna be Please, brother, let it be Life on the other hand Won't make us understand We're all part of a master plan” ~ Oasis

A first for me as I turned 35 in the sky. The time difference also meant I enjoyed 27 hours for my birthday this year. Truly grateful for all the years so far and hoping for many more ahead. To love and be loved is indeed the greatest of blessings.

Fiddled with this toy and ended up experimenting how quickly I can get the 2 beads into the centre circle. 1st Test: Gentle, deliberate and focused movements. 2nd Test: Aggressive, random and chaotic shaking with some direction. 2nd Test quicker than 1st Test. A rule of life?

First working Monday of the New Year provides an opportunity for a self-imposed (but necessary) triple whammy. An assessment of:- 1) festive weight gain; 2) festive money spent; and 3) festive work accumulated. Warning: Assessment won’t leave you feeling festive.

Very good first half under Michael Carrick. Back to 4-4-2. Direct attacking football. Wingers and full backs running riot. Bruno causing chaos in his free role. Running behind the final defender. 2 disallowed goals, 1 post. Early days, but this is the United Way.

Michael Carrick inherited a squad in chaos and managed to win back-to-back games against Arsenal (1st place) and City (2nd place). All while playing free flowing attacking football. Exciting and incisive. This is the United way. #mufc