Thomas Pynchon refused to read a line in the script of the Simpsons episode he was in that said Homer was a fatass because he didn't want to speak ill of Homer because "he is my hero"

FSU football fans who were the loudest this off-season after their first 2 games

god's plan

it's Thursday and my body is craving ACC football and instead I get Ravens/Chiefs smh

yeah, so gimme the two dollar steak and we're good

four completions in a row? GARISH. DISTASTEFUL. EGREGIOUS.

And I don't even mean this rudely: I'm not here to explain a thing

not for free, no

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Andy Reid is going to commit crimes with Xavier Worthy

The thing about the NFL is that even when Zay Flowers does something stupid it’s an incredibly athletic-looking stupid

It’s almost 11 pm and you’re probably almost asleep did you forget to do something today nah I’m sure it’s fine good niiiiiight