"YoU aReN't AlWaYs GoNnA hAvE a CaLcUlAtOr In YoUr PoCkEt" -Lying ass 90s teachers

A cat enjoying the aquarium at night.

growing up is funny because it makes you realize in retrospect just how unnecessarily cruel adults were to you in childhood. like damn, i'm an adult now and i could never be such a horrible person to a little kid

i think hating cats is a red flag. especially if ur a man. i will not elaborate.

Don't let people mispronounce your name.

I love how accurate their relationship is

i think if i worked all day and came home and saw a grown ass man waiting for me to cook him something I would literally lose it

POV you’re autistic and you process emotions 6 months later like 'oh. that was devastating actually'

I have never once seen a meme of all of the men Taylor Swift has been with. Which is interesting because her line would be just as long as Megan's, if not longer.

Every other man working a blue collar trade job in Virginia Beach looks just like this.

she simply does not have enough flowers

Cults require too much ‘together’ time, and as a person who enjoys their solitude and not listening to a man speak for too long, I know I would be excommunicated within a week.

some of you associate femininity with being submissive, and that’s exactly why you’re all going to hell

There is no "Gender war". Men have been abusive for generations and women are finally refusing to tolerate it anymore. That's all

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

adhd is so embarrassing like i really gotta take meth to wash the dishes

“women be having degrees, good jobs, nice place to live and NO man”