Life is a juggling act and I'm not good at juggling

Literally getting deep on twitter again but I hope you get it

I have officially had a beer

Flu delirium (+5 beers) is the only drug for me.

This cute lil fluffer is back in the cafe today, what a day

Oh shit......Its Wednesday, you're showing up with a big dick and a bag of M&M's.......

something ive learned in my old age that i wish id known when i was younger; the power of saying 'i dont understand,' asking for help, explanations etc. i thought itd make me sound stupid but ive come to appreciate its the opposite. asking for help shows a willingness to learn

Biggerus Mannus

This is hands down one of my fav Peter Allen pieces, check it out. Check him out, right now.

Hello Twitter, what are people's opinions on this new design I want to whack on some tees

If you see someone homeless and there’s a Greggs nearby, quickly download the Greggs app and you’d be able to get them a festive bake and a hot drink for free.

Glass exploded in my hand, caught a seizing man who was falling to the ground, when more does teusday have to offer me?

Not me