think I'm gonna end up giving thanks for science (and my survival) by getting my booster this Thursday

yes i will happily join this craze ty Wordle 209 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

i've been having trouble sleeping and i've been compulsively buying houseplants and it's starting to feel like the beginning of queer fight club

valentine's day massacre but it's my inbox

to the Hollywood Bus Tour that just passed me: yes, being stranded on the side of the road with a flat tire IS the quintessential Hollywood experience

the image of Kavanaugh and Coney-Barrett standing together instantly gives me chills

watching the law & order: this show has gone down the tubes! it's anti-woman! it's racist! it's carceral propaganda! the characters are all problematic caricatures! the writing is hilariously bad! i can't watch this show anymore! when the next episode counts down: yeah, okay

"4/20, blaze it," I say, carefully portioning half an edible so I can sleep through the night without being wrecked with anxiety

me: wow, look at me, eating a healthy breakfast. i'm getting so good at this self-care thing! ::checks watch::

god gave me 2 hands one for pet the cat the other for DO NOT pet the cat

thinking in my last 2 minutes of therapy about how i'm going to text my friends and tell them that my therapist is the worst, and my therapist goes "i know you're going to text your friends to tell them i'm the worst" and i just have to say that being seen is overrated

spotted in LA: hearse in a mcdonald's drive-thru

So glad to have a reason other than my wallet to stop buying Spitfire. This is despicable.

i'm sure plenty of people won't get how personal this is, but this guy makes the ubiquitous tools that composers use to express our most vulnerable selves. it feels like our past work has been violated with personal hate. IT'S A WHOLE VIBE.

Hi LA area!! This incredibly cute bonded pair needs a foster or adoptive home ASAP. The Siamese needs a vet, hence the callout. They are friendly and sometimes they give me headbutts. Please share!

1. If you constantly ask, "why isn't anyone doing anything about Scientology?" Here's your chance to make a difference. In this photo, on the left, you have Scientology exec Shane Woodruff who was my "handler" when I was a Scientologist and LA City Councilman @mitchofarrell

a child is having a tantrum in the vegas airport bc her mom won't let her play the slots: "You have to be 21 to play." "I AAAAM 21!!!" "You're 4."

Trader Joe's flooded in LA. Never seen anything like it in this country. The employees did a spectacular job, immediately closed and helped people out to their cars. I'm so scared of climate change y'all.

dudes love ambiance. 2 hard clean up when room dark